متون تاپیک جامع داستان کوتاه‌های انگلیسی

Gԋαȥαʅ · 6/12/17

Clever woman

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money.

He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he Said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my Money and place it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he Died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the Wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.

When They finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready To close the...

Gԋαȥαʅ · 6/12/17

Advice of The Goat

Once, a villager owned a donkey and a goat. He used the donkey to carry loads of articles from the village to the city where he would roam around the whole day selling his articles. Sometime he could lend his donkey to others on hire when they needed it. As the donkey worked hard the whole day, the villager used to feed the donkey more food than he gave to the goat.

The goat felt jealous of the donkey. He advised the donkey, "You work all day long and hardly get any rest. You must act that you are ill and fall down unconscious. This way, you'1l get rest for a few days." The donkey agreed to this and acted as if he was ill. The villager called the doctor. The doctor...

Gԋαȥαʅ · 6/12/17

#Story #Funny

داستان کوتاه ناخدا

A cautious captain of a small ship had to go along a coast which he was unfamiliar with , so he tried to find a qualified pilot to guide him. He went ashore in one of the small ports where his ship stopped, and a local fisherman pretended that he was the one because he needed some money. The captain took him on board and let him tell him where to steer the ship.

After half an hour the captain began to suspect that the fisherman did not really know what he was doing or where he was going , so he said to him,' are you sure you are a qualified pilot?

'Oh, yes' answered the fisherman .'I know every rock on this part of the coast.'

Suddenly there was...

Gԋαȥαʅ · 8/12/17

کیمیاگر، در یک بطری را باز کرد و مایع قرمز رنگی در لیوان مهمانش ریخت.
ش*ر..اب بود، یکی از بهترین ها که تا آن زمان هرگز ننوشیده بود، ولی... ش*ر..اب ؟
ش*ر..اب که به حکم دین ممنوع بود!
کیمیاگر گفت : بدی و شرارت، آن چیزی نیست که از راه دهان وارد جسم انسان می شود، چیزی است که از راه آن خارج می شود.

The alchemist opened a bottle and poured a red liquid into the boy's cup. It was the most delicious wine he had ever tasted.
"Isn't wine prohibited here?" the boy asked
"It's not what enters men's mouths that's evil," said the alchemist. "It's what comes out of their mouths that is."

― Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

ISET1 · 10/12/17

Mountain Story

"A son and his father were walking on the mountains.

Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Curious, he yells: "Who are you?"

He receives the answer: "Who are you?"

And then he screams to the mountain: "I admire you!"

The voice answers: "I admire you!"

Angered at the response, he screams: "Coward!"

He receives the answer: "Coward!"

He looks to his father and asks: "What's going on?"

The father smiles and says: "My son, pay attention."

Again the man screams: "You are a champion!"

The voice answers: "You are a champion!"

The boy is...

ISET1 · 10/12/17

داستان كوهستان

پسري همراه با پدرش در كوهستان پياده روي مي كردند كه ناگهان پسر به زمين مي خورد و آسيب مي بيند و نا خود آگاه فرياد مي زند: "آآآه ه ه ه ه"

با تعجب صداي تكرار را از جايي در كوهستان مي شنود. "آآآه ه ه ه ه"

با كنجكاوي، فرياد مي زند:"تو كي هستي؟"

صدا پاسخ می دهد:"تو كي هستي"

سپس با صداي بلند در كوهستان فرياد مي زند:" ستايشت مي كنم"

صدا پاسخ مي دهد:" ستايشت مي كنم"

به خاطر پاسخ عصباني مي شود و فرياد مي زند:"ترسو"

جواب را دريافت مي كند:"ترسو"

به پدرش نگاه مي كند و مي پرسد:" چه اتفاقي افتاده؟ "

پدر خنديد و گفت:" پسرم، گوش بده"

اين بار پدر فرياد مي زند: " تو قهرماني"

صدا پاسخ مي دهد : " تو قهرماني"

پسر شگفت زده مي شود، اما متوجه موضوع نمي شود

سپس پدر توضيح مي دهد: "...

ISET1 · 10/12/17

When Dave Perkins was young, he played a lot of games, and he was thin and strong, but when he was forty-five, he began to get fat and slow. He was not able to breathe as well as before, and when he walked rather fast, his heart beat painfully.

He did not do anything about this for a long time, but finally he became anxious and went to see a doctor, and the doctor sent him to hospital. Another young doctor examined him there and said, 'I don't want to mislead you, Mr Perkins. You're very ill, and I believe that you are unlikely to live much longer. Would you like me to arrange for anybody to come and see you before you die?'

Dave thought for a few seconds and then he answered, 'I'd...

ISET1 · 10/12/17

هنگامي كه ديو پركينس جوان بود، او خيلي ورزش مي‌كرد، و لاغر و قوي بود، اما هنگامي كه چهل و پنج ساله شد، شروع به چاق شدن و تنبل شدن كرد. او قادر به نفس كشيدن مانند قبل نبود، و هنگامي كه مقداري تندتر حركت مي‌كرد، ضربان قلبش به سختي مي‌زد.

او براي مدت طولاني در اين باره كاري نكرد، اما در آخر نگران شد و به ديدن يك دكتر رفت، و دكتر او را به يك بيمارستان فرستاد. دكتر جوان ديگري او را در آنجا معاينه كرد و گفت: آقاي پركينس من نمي‌خواهم شما را فريب دهم. شما بسيار بيمار هستيد، و من معتقدم كه بعيد است شما مدت زمان زيادي زنده بمانيد. آيا مايل هستيد ترتيبي بدهم قبل از اينكه شما بميريد كسي به ملاقات شما بيايد؟

ديو براي چند ثانيه فكر كرد و سپس پاسخ داد، مايلم تا يك دكتر ديگر بيايد و مرا ببيند.

Faranak · 12/12/17

داستان هاي كوتاه انگليسي با ترجمه فارسي
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, 'Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?'
Bill said, 'Yes, I have,' and he gave them to him.
Then George said, 'Now I haven't got a pen.' Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, 'Have you got a stamp, Bill?' Bill gave him one.
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, 'Are you going out?
Bill said, 'Yes, I am,' and he opened the door.
George said, 'Please put my letter in the box in the office, and ... ' He stopped.
'What do you want now?' Bill said to...

ISET1 · 17/12/17

The Farmer's Donkey

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As...

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