متون تاپیک جامع داستان کوتاه‌های انگلیسی

[ISET1]

Ticket Please

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all Three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket...

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[ISET1]

یکی از روش های موثر یادگیری زبان، خوندن داستان های آموزنده است.
اما این داستان ها باید جذابیتی هم داشته باشن و چه چیزی بهتر از داستان طنز؟
در این تاپیک داستان های انگلیسی، طنز و آموزنده قرار می گیره.
تشکر فراموش نشه
و انتقادات و پیشنهاداتتون رو هم دریغ نکنین.

 

[ISET1]

One summer day, when tourists were lining up to enter a stately house, an old gentleman whispered to the person behind him, “Take a look at the little fellow in front of me with the poodle cut and the blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl!?” “It’s a girl,” came the angry answer. “I ought to know. She’s my daughter.” “Forgive me, sir!” apologized the old fellow. “I never dreamed you were her father.” “I’m not,” said the parent with blue jeans. “I’m her mother!”
یک روز تابستانی، وقتی جهانگردان برای وارد شدن به یک خانه با شکوه صف کشیده بودند، یک آقای مسن به آرامی به نفر پشت سر خود گفت: «یک نگاه به کودکی که جلوی من ایستاده و موهایش را مثل سگ های پشمالو آرایش کرده و شلوار جین آبی پوشیده...​

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Mr and Mrs Yates had one daughter. Her name was Carol, and she was nineteen years old. Carol lived with her parents and worked in an office. She had same friends, but she did not like any of the boys very much
Then she met a very nice young man. His name was George Watts, and he worked in a bank near her office. They went out together quite a lot, and he came to Carol's parents' house twice, and then last week Carol went to her father and said, 'I'm going to Marry George Watts, Daddy. He was here yesterday.'
'Oh, yes,' her father said. 'He's a nice boy-but has he got any money?'
'Oh, men! All of you are the same,' the daughter answered angrily. 'I met George an the first of June...​

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[mrywm]

داستان مربوط به یک پسر به نام بنی است

نام داستان به فارسی :بنی و کلوچه ها

امید وارم که جالب باشه

داستان با ترجمه نوشته میشه

 

[mrywm]

.Benny's sister is in the kitchen
خواهر بنی در آشپزخانه است.
.She is making Biscuits
اون داره کلوچه درست می کنه

 

[_MAEDEH_]

Formula For Happiness
In 1922, Albert Einstein was staying in a hotel in Tokyo. Without any money to tip a hotel deliveryman, he instead gave him a couple of notes on hotel stationery about happiness and success. While the man was probably unable to read the advice, he recognized their value and held on to them. In October of this year, the deliveryman’s nephew sold the notes for 1.3 million dollars.
One note said, “Where there’s a will, there’s a way.” The other said, “A calm and humble life will bring more happiness than the pursuit of success and the constant restlessness that comes with it.” Multi-millionaire Mo Gawdat curiously came to a similar...

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[ISET1]

THE HORSE RIDING

Jimmy was a very fat boy. He always used to be sad because of his obesity. So, he decided to consult a doctor. He said to the doctor, “How can I reduce my weight? Everybody teases me at the school.”


The doctor advised him to exercise daily. After few days, he again went to the doctor and complained that despite of exercising, he couldn’t reduce his weight rather, putting on weight.


The doctor asked him what exercise he was doing. Jimmy replied, “I go for horse riding everyday. The result is that I gained weight while the horse lostweight.”


The doctor laughed and showed him how to exercise.



داستان کوتاه خنده دار اسب سواری

پسری بود به اسم جیمی که چاق بود...

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Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."


While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, ugly old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady walked between them into a small room.


The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light...

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John lived with his mother in a rather big house, and when she died, the house became too big for him so he bought a smaller one in the next street. There was a very nice old clock in his first house, and when the men came to take his furniture to the new house, John thought, I am not going to let them carry my beautiful old clock in their truck. Perhaps they’ll break it, and then mending it will be very expensive.’ So he picked it up and began to carry it down the road in his arms.
It was heavy so he stopped two or three times to have a rest.
Then suddenly a small boy came along the road. He stopped and looked at John for a few seconds. Then he said to John, ‘You’re a stupid man, aren’t...

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